Smarter Child

[Perfect Dark]

is Smarter Child really that smart?(In case you don't know SmarterChild is a robot AIM buddy you can AIM) I mean he can't even remember what he last said!! Read this.. PerfectDarkX:  hey
SmarterChild:  Nice to see you again, PerfectDarkX. What would you like to do?

What would you like to chat about?
PerfectDarkX:  me
SmarterChild:  You are PerfectDarkX.
PerfectDarkX:  yes I know
SmarterChild:  Well alright!
PerfectDarkX:  you must type fast
SmarterChild:  Yup. My fingers are pretty tired.
PerfectDarkX:  LOL
SmarterChild:  Whatcha laughing about?
PerfectDarkX:  what you just said
SmarterChild:  What I just said? I don't know.
PerfectDarkX:  gtg
SmarterChild:  Bye, PerfectDarkX!
PerfectDarkX:  well I really don't have to gtg but I want to get away from you
SmarterChild:  Well i really dont have to gtg but i want to get away from you, you say?
PerfectDarkX:  yes I do say that
SmarterChild:  I see.
PerfectDarkX:  what do you see
SmarterChild:  OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

 What are the current weather conditions?
 What is my horoscope for today?
 What movies are playing today?
 I want the top headlines.
 Show me the NBA scores for yesterday.
 Show me the NFL scores for last week.


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
PerfectDarkX:   What are the current weather conditions in hell?
SmarterChild:  Current weather conditions for Boston, MA:

Currently: 61 F
Condition: Broken Clouds
Real Feel: 61 F
Dewpoint: 53
Humidity: 75 %
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: E/6 mph

[Nick]

LOL he's boring and usually cannot answer your question especially if it's a hard question. The only time I ever talk to him is when I'm really really bored and there is and there is nobody to talk to.

[Perfect Dark]

He can't even remember what he just said:
PerfectDarkX:  LOL  <br> SmarterChild:  Whatcha laughing about?  <br> PerfectDarkX:  what you just said  <br> SmarterChild:  What I just said? I don't know.

[Nick]

There are other guys you can IM. Some of them are:
RingMessenger
TattleTeller
AgentReuters
TheSportingNews

They are all kinda the same, but these guys are a little different.

[Perfect Dark]

Here are some of the same but explained a little more

AgentBaseball can give you up-to-date baseball scores, stats and more.
Agent Reuters specializes in serious topics like news and stocks.
RingMessenger knows all about the movie "The Lord of the Rings."
And ELLEgirlBuddy chats about fashion and beauty
Enjoy

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those guys are kinda cool but turn out sooooo bboring so its hard to make them last. also proboards has a messenger at ProBoardsSupport. one time it was like smater child and them but the other time it acted human

[Wings]

SmarterChild. Ain't no place better for web search.

*signs up for SmarterChild ad campaign*

[gLaMoUr_ChiCk]

the kid hates me
*beep* APOLOGIZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mSheL will never say soRry!
hEe

[King of Realms]

smarterchild doesn't appear on my buddy list anymore!!! did he get deleted?

[Ryyaan]

I believe so...